Thursday, August 26, 2010
How sweet...
You spent your worthless time and posted on my blog? Interesting, WWE not on tonight? Raider, sh*thead.
Pet Peeve of the day
Okay, so let's start this by saying, I hate people. Why do some fools think they are incredibly intelligent? Their idiocy just oozes out of their bodies, poluting my warm sunny days. The worst part is they have no idea that you inwardly despise them. This sort of person tries, to no avail, to speak on topics they have no real understanding of---I'm not talking about the sillies who know they're non-place in a conversation, I'm speaking about the ones who talk circles around topics and try to sound 'learned'.
This type of personality comes in 2 variations.
The first type:
This type is also a liar, making them doubly ridiculous. They say things that are so ridiculous that you start to feel uncomfortable for them, you may even attempt to save the lame from embarrassment, but alas, you will always be too late---the foot has already met the mouth. This type of person has no clue that everyone is egging him on only to hear the sheer stupidity of the statements they are so sure he's syllables away from making. I just want to shake them by the shoulders and say, "Hey stupid, you're embarrassing yourself, you're not cool...just go home and punch dance yourself to sleep, again. You and I and everyone else knows you're a dial tone".
This person says things like human, but doesn't pronounce the 'h', but pronounces the 'h' in herb.
The latter:
This type has a mix of twisted logic and fragmented philosophical banter and is usually a conspiracy theorist. The mediocrity of what they think is 'deep' is nothing more than a few vague ideas they over heard at a cocktail party they were checking coats at. This sort of person tells you things you already know, simultaneously patting themselves on the back for hipping you to the game---they always think they are ahead of the curve. Wake up call, a**hole, you're late!
This person says things like, "...At the end of the day..." or " ...Anywho..." and mispronounces words like ...irregardless or falculty.
Can you tell I'm irked, today?
This type of personality comes in 2 variations.
The first type:
This type is also a liar, making them doubly ridiculous. They say things that are so ridiculous that you start to feel uncomfortable for them, you may even attempt to save the lame from embarrassment, but alas, you will always be too late---the foot has already met the mouth. This type of person has no clue that everyone is egging him on only to hear the sheer stupidity of the statements they are so sure he's syllables away from making. I just want to shake them by the shoulders and say, "Hey stupid, you're embarrassing yourself, you're not cool...just go home and punch dance yourself to sleep, again. You and I and everyone else knows you're a dial tone".
This person says things like human, but doesn't pronounce the 'h', but pronounces the 'h' in herb.
The latter:
This type has a mix of twisted logic and fragmented philosophical banter and is usually a conspiracy theorist. The mediocrity of what they think is 'deep' is nothing more than a few vague ideas they over heard at a cocktail party they were checking coats at. This sort of person tells you things you already know, simultaneously patting themselves on the back for hipping you to the game---they always think they are ahead of the curve. Wake up call, a**hole, you're late!
This person says things like, "...At the end of the day..." or " ...Anywho..." and mispronounces words like ...irregardless or falculty.
Can you tell I'm irked, today?
Monday, April 19, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Tip of the day, with a side of rant
*DO NOT attempt to trap a man by sneaking and getting pregnant---It WON'T work, dummy!
You don't have sh** else to do with your life, but morh into some dude's 'baby mom'?
You & every woman and/or girl like you is despicable!
What are your goals- child support checks?
What are your aspirations- welfare line?
What is your purpose- crank calls & drive bys??
He's NOT here, darlin---go home and get a grip....and a life.
You don't have sh** else to do with your life, but morh into some dude's 'baby mom'?
You & every woman and/or girl like you is despicable!
What are your goals- child support checks?
What are your aspirations- welfare line?
What is your purpose- crank calls & drive bys??
He's NOT here, darlin---go home and get a grip....and a life.
Dolce & Gabbana
$384,000.00 Give me a G-D break!!! Are these made out of the mummified skin of King Tut (dipped in gold) or sumthin? I dunno know if it was D or G who bumbed their head, but this is damn ridiculous!
Outrageous quote of the day
This next quote has catapulted from ridiculous to just, purely OUTRAGEOUS!*
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
That is just wrong!
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
That is just wrong!
Monday, April 5, 2010
Ridiculous qoute of the day
"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked..."
-Jimi Hendrix
C'mon man...what?
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