Mistress of the Dark

"When I grow up, I want to be Elvira!" (circa 1984)

Outrageous quote of the day

This next quote has catapulted from ridiculous to just, purely OUTRAGEOUS!*

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey




That is just wrong!

Ridiculous qoute of the day

"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked..."
                                -Jimi Hendrix

        C'mon man...what?

Gorgeous

Flat attack

One more fool for today

Watch Tracey Morgan attempt to teach a white dude how to be 'black'....hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrngtVuexXo

In honor of April Fool's Day...

If you've never seen someone 'punch' dance before.....please go to this link!!! Kevin Bacon, eat your heart out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_dWQUPSX8