Thursday, August 26, 2010
How sweet...
You spent your worthless time and posted on my blog? Interesting, WWE not on tonight? Raider, sh*thead.
Pet Peeve of the day
Okay, so let's start this by saying, I hate people. Why do some fools think they are incredibly intelligent? Their idiocy just oozes out of their bodies, poluting my warm sunny days. The worst part is they have no idea that you inwardly despise them. This sort of person tries, to no avail, to speak on topics they have no real understanding of---I'm not talking about the sillies who know they're non-place in a conversation, I'm speaking about the ones who talk circles around topics and try to sound 'learned'.
This type of personality comes in 2 variations.
The first type:
This type is also a liar, making them doubly ridiculous. They say things that are so ridiculous that you start to feel uncomfortable for them, you may even attempt to save the lame from embarrassment, but alas, you will always be too late---the foot has already met the mouth. This type of person has no clue that everyone is egging him on only to hear the sheer stupidity of the statements they are so sure he's syllables away from making. I just want to shake them by the shoulders and say, "Hey stupid, you're embarrassing yourself, you're not cool...just go home and punch dance yourself to sleep, again. You and I and everyone else knows you're a dial tone".
This person says things like human, but doesn't pronounce the 'h', but pronounces the 'h' in herb.
The latter:
This type has a mix of twisted logic and fragmented philosophical banter and is usually a conspiracy theorist. The mediocrity of what they think is 'deep' is nothing more than a few vague ideas they over heard at a cocktail party they were checking coats at. This sort of person tells you things you already know, simultaneously patting themselves on the back for hipping you to the game---they always think they are ahead of the curve. Wake up call, a**hole, you're late!
This person says things like, "...At the end of the day..." or " ...Anywho..." and mispronounces words like ...irregardless or falculty.
Can you tell I'm irked, today?
This type of personality comes in 2 variations.
The first type:
This type is also a liar, making them doubly ridiculous. They say things that are so ridiculous that you start to feel uncomfortable for them, you may even attempt to save the lame from embarrassment, but alas, you will always be too late---the foot has already met the mouth. This type of person has no clue that everyone is egging him on only to hear the sheer stupidity of the statements they are so sure he's syllables away from making. I just want to shake them by the shoulders and say, "Hey stupid, you're embarrassing yourself, you're not cool...just go home and punch dance yourself to sleep, again. You and I and everyone else knows you're a dial tone".
This person says things like human, but doesn't pronounce the 'h', but pronounces the 'h' in herb.
The latter:
This type has a mix of twisted logic and fragmented philosophical banter and is usually a conspiracy theorist. The mediocrity of what they think is 'deep' is nothing more than a few vague ideas they over heard at a cocktail party they were checking coats at. This sort of person tells you things you already know, simultaneously patting themselves on the back for hipping you to the game---they always think they are ahead of the curve. Wake up call, a**hole, you're late!
This person says things like, "...At the end of the day..." or " ...Anywho..." and mispronounces words like ...irregardless or falculty.
Can you tell I'm irked, today?
Monday, April 19, 2010
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